THERAPY SHOW WITH… ARISTOTLE!!!!!
Kate Valentine (Darius the Daring/Dar or DarDude), Mary Shawhan (Alexander The Great/Al), Sarah Butchko (Host-Aristotle The Amazing/Ar)
Kinga- And we’re live in 3… 2…
Liv- It’s the Aristotle Showwwww!!!! (elongate each syllable)
Ar-Welcome to Aristotle’s Therapy Show!!! I’m the host, Aristotle, philosopher. Today we’ll talk with my brotha from anotha motha, as well as my FAVORITE student... Alexander the Good!!!!
Al- (marches in, hits palm) It’s Alex the Great, but I’ll let that go seeing as you were my mentor dude.
DarDude- (DarDude walks in and pushes him away) WELCOME TO MY SHOW!!! Minions, we will begin with a quick beheading of-
Ar- It’s not your show. it’s mine.
DarDude-Wise guy. We will behead you FIRST!!!
Ar- Um, okay. So. Welcome to ARISTOTLE’S AMAZING THERAPY SHOW!!! Now, I hear you two are having disagreements… lets just let those go because we’re all friends in the sands of time and space, and fights are pointless.
DarDude-I’ll just pretend you didn’t say that. Cuz fights are awesome. And I plan to win ALL of them!!
Al- Let’s just ignore him. What’s next, Aristotle ma man?
Ar- So, Alex. Whats up? I heard you and Darius, aka Mr. Ignorance-
Da-HEY, it’s not my fault Mr. High-and-Mighty here couldn’t come to terms with me!
Al- Who are you calling “Mr. High and Mighty”? ...I mean, just making sure your facts were right, because it’s obviously me. And all I wanted was to conquer everywhere!
Ar (frustrated)- Conquering is evil!! let us live in peace! Is that too much to ask?
Al: But conquering is fun! Remember that time back in 333 BC when I totally defeated you, Darius? that was so funny!!
DarDude- it was especially funny when I KILLED YOU TWICE!!
Al- LIAR! You didn’t even kill me once. Lying is like, so uncool... and i TOTALLY defeated you!! I, like-
Ar- Now, boys… we all know that it doesn’t matter who killed who as long as we all win in the end. after all, competition is pointless and death is unavoidable. And umm… no offense you can’t kill someone TWICE… They would be dead already…
DarDude- Jeez stop, I was on a roll...
Al: Dude, chill. To set the record straight I defeated you (points finger at Darius III) at the battle of Issus.
DarDude- Then how am i still here? eh? answer that, wise guy!! And I don’t mean you, Aristotle!!
Ar- But are you really here? Are any of us actually here? Is all life just a pointless dream? what is the essence of life in re-
DarDude- I said NOT you!
Al- cool it, cool it!! you need to take a chill pill! OM-
DarDude- SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
Ar- Now, boys. in order to be friends, we need to embrace each others’ differences-
DarDude- Yeah, like the difference that I’m better than you and that I have way more troops and-
Al- -and that you’re stupider, and i’m amazinger-
DarDude- (stand up) OKAY!! THAT’S THE LAST STRAW! You took my family hostage and I want revenge! from now on, this show is called blood hour with Darius the Daring and the first person to move gets killed. Alex the Stupid, please feel free to move so I can kill you.
Al- Hey, I treated your family with respect!
Ar- Holding people hostage is-
DarDude- SILENCE!!! you BOTH moved, now you will dieeeee!!!
Ar- Just give me time to say my last words and make sure they are philosophical. something like, ‘Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everybody's power and is not easy.’ That’s my quote. (big grin)
Kinga- DARIUS!!! IF ANYONE DIES AND YOU ARE GUILTY, YOU DON’T GET PAID YOUR DAILY DRACHMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And this is not going as history did! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO RUN AWAY FROM ALEXANDER THE GREAT! plus, there are probably some legal papers I’ll have to sign...
DarDude- Ughh, fine… but i think Alexander’s head would look great on my wall. (slumps in chair)
Al- You know you wouldn’t win anyway. You never have before.
DarDude- (sticks out tongue)
Ar- And that is all the time we have for today. To recap Darius has no respect for his betters, has anger issues-
Al- and is a coward.
Dar- Hey!
Al- You ran away from me and my armies.
Dar- (embarrassed) Shut up!
Al- Scaredy cat.
Ar- and that was Aristotle’s Therapy Show! Tune in next time for an interview with another “great”: Mickey Mouse!!
Dar- Is it on cable? IS IT?!
Liv- And that’s a wrap.
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Kate Valentine (Darius the Daring/Dar or DarDude), Mary Shawhan (Alexander The Great/Al), Sarah Butchko (Host-Aristotle The Amazing/Ar)
Kinga- And we’re live in 3… 2…
Liv- It’s the Aristotle Showwwww!!!! (elongate each syllable)
Ar-Welcome to Aristotle’s Therapy Show!!! I’m the host, Aristotle, philosopher. Today we’ll talk with my brotha from anotha motha, as well as my FAVORITE student... Alexander the Good!!!!
Al- (marches in, hits palm) It’s Alex the Great, but I’ll let that go seeing as you were my mentor dude.
DarDude- (DarDude walks in and pushes him away) WELCOME TO MY SHOW!!! Minions, we will begin with a quick beheading of-
Ar- It’s not your show. it’s mine.
DarDude-Wise guy. We will behead you FIRST!!!
Ar- Um, okay. So. Welcome to ARISTOTLE’S AMAZING THERAPY SHOW!!! Now, I hear you two are having disagreements… lets just let those go because we’re all friends in the sands of time and space, and fights are pointless.
DarDude-I’ll just pretend you didn’t say that. Cuz fights are awesome. And I plan to win ALL of them!!
Al- Let’s just ignore him. What’s next, Aristotle ma man?
Ar- So, Alex. Whats up? I heard you and Darius, aka Mr. Ignorance-
Da-HEY, it’s not my fault Mr. High-and-Mighty here couldn’t come to terms with me!
Al- Who are you calling “Mr. High and Mighty”? ...I mean, just making sure your facts were right, because it’s obviously me. And all I wanted was to conquer everywhere!
Ar (frustrated)- Conquering is evil!! let us live in peace! Is that too much to ask?
Al: But conquering is fun! Remember that time back in 333 BC when I totally defeated you, Darius? that was so funny!!
DarDude- it was especially funny when I KILLED YOU TWICE!!
Al- LIAR! You didn’t even kill me once. Lying is like, so uncool... and i TOTALLY defeated you!! I, like-
Ar- Now, boys… we all know that it doesn’t matter who killed who as long as we all win in the end. after all, competition is pointless and death is unavoidable. And umm… no offense you can’t kill someone TWICE… They would be dead already…
DarDude- Jeez stop, I was on a roll...
Al: Dude, chill. To set the record straight I defeated you (points finger at Darius III) at the battle of Issus.
DarDude- Then how am i still here? eh? answer that, wise guy!! And I don’t mean you, Aristotle!!
Ar- But are you really here? Are any of us actually here? Is all life just a pointless dream? what is the essence of life in re-
DarDude- I said NOT you!
Al- cool it, cool it!! you need to take a chill pill! OM-
DarDude- SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
Ar- Now, boys. in order to be friends, we need to embrace each others’ differences-
DarDude- Yeah, like the difference that I’m better than you and that I have way more troops and-
Al- -and that you’re stupider, and i’m amazinger-
DarDude- (stand up) OKAY!! THAT’S THE LAST STRAW! You took my family hostage and I want revenge! from now on, this show is called blood hour with Darius the Daring and the first person to move gets killed. Alex the Stupid, please feel free to move so I can kill you.
Al- Hey, I treated your family with respect!
Ar- Holding people hostage is-
DarDude- SILENCE!!! you BOTH moved, now you will dieeeee!!!
Ar- Just give me time to say my last words and make sure they are philosophical. something like, ‘Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everybody's power and is not easy.’ That’s my quote. (big grin)
Kinga- DARIUS!!! IF ANYONE DIES AND YOU ARE GUILTY, YOU DON’T GET PAID YOUR DAILY DRACHMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And this is not going as history did! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO RUN AWAY FROM ALEXANDER THE GREAT! plus, there are probably some legal papers I’ll have to sign...
DarDude- Ughh, fine… but i think Alexander’s head would look great on my wall. (slumps in chair)
Al- You know you wouldn’t win anyway. You never have before.
DarDude- (sticks out tongue)
Ar- And that is all the time we have for today. To recap Darius has no respect for his betters, has anger issues-
Al- and is a coward.
Dar- Hey!
Al- You ran away from me and my armies.
Dar- (embarrassed) Shut up!
Al- Scaredy cat.
Ar- and that was Aristotle’s Therapy Show! Tune in next time for an interview with another “great”: Mickey Mouse!!
Dar- Is it on cable? IS IT?!
Liv- And that’s a wrap.
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